Take the red pill, Neo.

This guy just doesn’t wear the black trench as well as Keanu Reeves in the Matrix. Unfortunately, he probably took an Advil and now thinks this garb is in vogue, that he is being pursued by Agents, and that the Oracle told him he was destined to have Panda Express for lunch (and to try the new Honey-Walnut Shrimp). Someone get him a blue pill. And I don’t mean THE blue pill. Get your mind out of the gutter.